Imagine doing this but then having to stare at the main menu for 8 hours lmao
You’ll know you’re in trouble if you’re arguing and he stares blankly and starts jabbing his finger at the air.
I usually quit by dying.
One day, he’s going to try to log out, and the logout button will be missing.
Then the only way he’ll be able to wake up is by beating all 100 floors of his dream. But if he dies in the dream, he dies in real life.
Then the only way he’ll be able to wake up is by beating all 100 floors of his dream
Cheating in a duel against the game master in floor 75*
I would subscribe to your newsletter
You can also look for sword art online
you can listen for a glopping noise
It will definitely happen if someone tells him that :)
so basically real life
I started lucid dreaming when I was about 8 years old. This was before google, and when I asked my parents about it, they had no idea what I was talking about. So I didn’t know what exactly was happening, but I did know it was super gay to be conscious while sleeping, so I spent a few weeks figuring out how to forget I was dreaming. I eventually succeeded, but ever since I’ve had the ability to think “Oh, this is a nightmare, I need to wake up.” and open my eyes, wide awake.
Title made me lose the game.
Let’s get you back to bed, gramps
“I was Zerg Champion of Bumfuck, '97, you little ingrate! My CPAP mask needs to be cleaned…”
Damnit, I lost as well.
Thank god my nightmares are not viewed in vim. I can’t Google how to quit it while I’m sleeping!
Vim, I wish I knew how to quit you! (/s obviously bc Vim is life)
:q
:q!
if it’s urgentMight have to hit escape first if you’re not in
visualnormal modeedit: I’m bad at remembering words
Escape puts you in normal mode, visual mode is v
zz
if you can’t be bothered to hold shift.It’s always urgent.
Holding the power button on my PC until vim shuts down.
:x
:o
Awake me can remember. Goodnight me can’t 😵💫
I prefer
ZQ
Would that mean your nightmare is all in ASCII?
Might be. Some unrecognizable, nightmarish UTF8 mixed in with the wrong encoding maybe?
That’s just Thursday
Vim is the nightmare.
Vim is the dream
Click escape, which gets you out of the current write mode.
Type :q!
Now that is a real superpower.
I also manage to annoy TF out of my wife at being able to go from fully asleep to bouncing out of the bed like a piece of toast in under 10 seconds.
About the only thing that can impact this is severe sleep deficit, which - years ago - mean less than 3-4hrs in a night, but these days (in my sixth decade) means anything less than 5hrs of sleep in a night or less than 7 after multiple days of a sleep deficit.
ESC
>:q!
Colon Q exclamation point? 6 keystrokes to leave? Sheesh.
If you wrote your dream to disk beforehand,
!
might be unnecessary.4 keystrokes!!
If we’re not counting the shift key, ZZ to quit is only 2!
The second I realise I’m dreaming I wake up.
I think it’s because the second I am some level of conscious the deep rooted anxiety starts again and jolts me up 🙂
Nothing scary than real life.
You should try flying instead.
At least you don’t go through a series of false awakenings when it happens. Those are generally not the most fun, since at best they ruin lucid dreams (it’s sort of a way for your mind to go back to sleep, and typically resets your awareness of being in a dream), and at worst it fucks with your sense of reality big time.
That’s why I don’t nap anymore… I lucid dream sometimes, but usually not with naps. Those are just hyper realistic emotion bombs with full physical sensation.
So one day I was having one of my awful nap dreams, and it was super negative, so I decided to wake up. So I did. And then I realized I was still sleeping, and tried again… Dozens and dozens of times, every trick I could think of. I could feel my actual body unable to move (thanks sleep paralysis!), and I kept cycling back to dreaming, starting the whole thing over again.
Try spinning around in place in the dream! Sometimes it can help keep me dreaming cause I focus on my dream body and not my asleep body
I’m trying this right now but it doesn’t work. Am I not asleep? Is this shitty life real?
For me its the menu from 1999 driver sound effects and all.
I remember in middle school I’d always come home with the worst headaches but then I’d just imagine what I did today and select what’s important and what’s not as if they were files in file manager and drag what I didn’t think was important to the recycling bin. It worked too
Computer! Arch.
I mean i just have to kill myself and hope it’s really just a dream. I would like a quit menu