• Mothra@mander.xyz
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    11 months ago

    Ugh, first I teleport three feet to the side and no later than 24 hrs I’m suddenly stark naked? It’s going to take a toll on my mental health for sure, but other than that I’ll be really frustrated because I’m wearing my favourite shirt right now

  • ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠@midwest.social
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    11 months ago

    Really depends on whether that includes the hairties holding my pigtails in place. If the pigtails stay, I think I can still walk out of this sports bar with my dignity intact.

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        11 months ago

        Oh, because the rest of my outfit was just work clothes and I was tired of wearing them anyway. But I put the pigtails in braids on purpose, I’d just done it, and it looked super cute.

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          Okay, it took me too long to realise that you were talking about a sports bra and not a bar.

          I kept thinking to myself if sports bar was like this place where people were too engrossed in drinking protein shakes to not pay attention to a naked person.

          OP is talking about people being butt-naked in this winter. Err, if you have longer pigtails, I guess you could do something of that situation.

  • Jourei@lemm.ee
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    11 months ago

    I’m in a metro, so … dang. It’s suddenly a really long way home, part of it is gonna be chilly.

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    11 months ago

    Suddenly I’ve had a weekend like in my 20s, but I didn’t have to spend a bunch of money on overpriced cocktails.

    The real question is, do I magically end up with a boring, closeted “straight” guy who pumps and runs directly afterwards, or am I just walking home naked? Because depending on how that answers, it’s either a weekend from my early 20s, or my vacation to Mexico a few years back.