This is supposed to be a fun question and so far, several of you have responded with mundane replies, pretending to be sophisticated about the matter. Don’t fucking any of you ever just, live life a little?
Since I work at one, I know the first thing I’d do is break all the kerosene canisters in sporting goods, cause a fire and that alone will burn the entire half of the store since Auto with it’s oils, Lawn and Garden and Toys will happily fuel that fire too.
Then I’d go to hardware as the fire develops, taking sledgehammer and hatchet that they sell and go to work breaking everything.
Forget looting, I want to destroy capitalism’s toys.
Turn off all the freezers and coolers, all of that merchandise now has to get pitched then find the small camping propane tanks and some pressure cookers and magnesium fire starter blocks. Smash up the mag blocks and put the pieces into a pressure cooker with a propane tank, repeat until you’re out of cookers. Then turn them on high, take cover and wait.