This is supposed to be a fun question and so far, several of you have responded with mundane replies, pretending to be sophisticated about the matter. Don’t fucking any of you ever just, live life a little?
Since I work at one, I know the first thing I’d do is break all the kerosene canisters in sporting goods, cause a fire and that alone will burn the entire half of the store since Auto with it’s oils, Lawn and Garden and Toys will happily fuel that fire too.
Then I’d go to hardware as the fire develops, taking sledgehammer and hatchet that they sell and go to work breaking everything.
Forget looting, I want to destroy capitalism’s toys.
I would do almost nothing, I would impersonate Wal-Mart in some way and announce a 69% discount on everything for the next 5 hours only, on as many social media as I can (if I was feeling less lazy I would also post a picture of some supposed mega-deal I would just have snatched myself), and then I would pour myself a cup of tea, sit somewhere and watch the large crowd that would already be gathering around the mall do its braindead-crowd thing when there are huge promotions to be had and a very limited availability.
Nasty, indeed ;)