This is supposed to be a fun question and so far, several of you have responded with mundane replies, pretending to be sophisticated about the matter. Don’t fucking any of you ever just, live life a little?

Since I work at one, I know the first thing I’d do is break all the kerosene canisters in sporting goods, cause a fire and that alone will burn the entire half of the store since Auto with it’s oils, Lawn and Garden and Toys will happily fuel that fire too.

Then I’d go to hardware as the fire develops, taking sledgehammer and hatchet that they sell and go to work breaking everything.

Forget looting, I want to destroy capitalism’s toys.

  • GBU_28@lemm.eeEnglish
    185·
    4 days ago

    The destruction of the store will mean nothing to wal mart. It’s insured.

    Burning it down will cause:

    • serious air pollution to the surrounding neighbors, who are innocent
    • risk to firefighters who respond
    • potential creation of a food desert if wal mart has already driven out competitors, resulting in at risk folks having a harder time accessing food
    • callouscomic@lemm.eeEnglish
      1210·
      3 days ago

      Pull the fucking stick out. It’s an unserious anonymous internet gag question. Not everything needs to be constant moral high grounding on others.