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9 days agoAlexa, call 911. OP is having a stroke
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In just 10 more years, it’ll only be 40 more years!
Only ten more years, and we’ll have it!
101·1 month agoHonestly, even that is being too generous.
Programming has this crazy mystique of being something that only “smart” people do, but it’s not. Software development is much, much more like a more conventional ‘trades’ job. I’ve been writing software for 15 years, and I feel like I have more in common with plumbers and electricians than I do with doctors or engineers.
Wow… I can see all the way to his spacetime duodenum…
Do no harm (to quarterly earnings)
That fact isn’t fun at all…
bundled a game pass subscription
Most of the money MS gets from Office365 is from business users, not home users. I have a feeling that trying to sell game pass to corporate clients isn’t going to be a huge hit…
3·2 months agoLuck?
Is there any case where cynicism is helpful?
There are insufficient funds for a meaningful answer.
Don’t forget microservices!
Nobody is seriously looking for ‘habitable’ planets because they expect humanity will someday inhabit them — this is all about the hunt for other life out there in the universe.
To astronomers, “habitable” just means that the planet gets to correct amount of energy from its star that liquid water could potentially exist on its surface. Liquid water may not actually be a requirement for life, but since we only have a single data point to work from, it makes sense to look for the preconditions of the kind of life we’re familiar with on earth, of which liquid water is a big one. (Another is carbon chemistry, so finding lots of atmospheric carbon isn’t necessarily a bad thing when searching for other life out there.)
It has to compete with: Climate change
That’s the fun part, it doesn’t! The data centers that make modern “AI” possible are so energy-hungry that we have to dump megatons of carbon into the atmosphere just to power them!
AI can destroy civilization and cook the planet simultaneously.
Synergy, baby!
He’s hiding his pain in the big stock image gallery in the sky now…
Godspeed, Harold.
31·3 months ago🎶 One hundred and ninety nine bugs in the code, one hundred and ninety nine bugs! 🎶
🎶 *You take one down, patch it around, six hundred and forty-eight bugs in the code!*🎶
Man, I don’t know… the last few decades have shown humans to be surprisingly easy to “hack”
Bunblebee!