oh yeah, this is a quality shit post right here.

only for keybinds that use shift and some other keys that are a little to far away from Lshift on my keyboard.

dog must be roman

yeah, especially with the older generation (who should not legally be allowed to be administrators, if you are old enough that your brain doesn’t work anymore you can’t be trusted with authority) on top of their lack of understanding about the difference.

because the school system is controlled by old people and they don’t know the difference. in my high school we had Spanish teachers that were actually from Mexico and south America and they taught us useful Spanish.

I think it was meant to be antisemitic terrorism, as in terrorism motivated by antisemitism

butt plug tom strikes again

her friends kept trying to get her to ask me to come over to the side of the pool they were on after that too.

I did something like this. I was sitting in the pool by my dorm for like an hour just kinda staring at a tree and a group of people showed up. after a bit one of the girls asked me my name and told me hers and my stupid ass said “ok”.

guns are much easier to aim and use. technically a bow is quieter, but guns can be made to be fairly quiet and are generally much less bulky than bows. generally speaking, guns are point and click. bows are dependent on how you hold the bow, how you hold the arrow, and the form with which you release the arrow (letting the bow move the right way and amount is involved). on top of that even the quietest configuration of a gun will have more power per size than a bow because gunpowder is very energy dense and the barrel of a gun is a great way of focusing that energy into a projectile.

Shave and a blowjob, two bits

the off days are fine, the net result is more what matters.

japan jumpscare

I always get like a 2 on the sides and finger length on top. I don’t really like it but my hair’s looked like shit (to me, anyway) since I started caring so I just decided to stop doing that.

I’d recommend sweet peppers and dried fruit (i like apricots) as snacks for fiber. still tastes great, is healthy, and will help with ‘regularity’, if needed.

i’d combine fat and protein into one and go to a brazillian steakhouse.

That’s kinda what it expects actually, because for the majority of human evolution we didn’t have guaranteed meals at regular(ish) times like we do now and what we did have would vary wildly in nutritional value. there should be no issues except the… aftermath of certain meals.

regular computers were useless except for basic addition and multiplication for a long time, and now we have the internet. quantum computers, when they are ready, will be capable of doing calculations much faster than it’s even physically possible for normal computers to. just because it isn’t ready yet doesn’t mean it will never be useful. your take is shortsighted and ignorant of how developing new stuff works.

how can a thing that has existed for years be impossible?

You can’t piss off the haters if you’re dead.