Shouldn’t be impossible. There are addons for Zotero (reference manager) to check CrossRef for citation count and one of the post-publishing review platforms for comments on the paper.

Being unable to die even if your health declines and you cannot afford healthcare sounds like proper torture to me. Sounds almost a bit like Prometheus.

I’ve been there this summer. There’s a sign asking you to tell your nationality while passing the person. It’s just for tourist demographics and completely voluntary.

He gets regular vet checks and just drools whenever he is purring. Completely normal for him

Nah, he gets yearly dental checks. One quite recently.
He just drools when he is purring

Raccoon, second best is Eternity

They also talk about snow. The cold slows down bodily functions.
Nobody is dead until they are warm and dead.