sporks_a_plenty@lemmy.worldtoThe Monkey's Paw@sopuli.xyz•I wish cows were the size of cats so we could have them as petsEnglish
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3 months agoGranted. They are immediately more endearing than any pet anyone has ever had… But by 3 years of age they are more delicious than any food anyone has ever eaten.
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FALKOR.
That adorable pooch is the only hope we have of stopping the nothing.