“Trump says he’s sorry and will resign effective immediately”

That was a damn good guess - perfect, in fact!

Really? Even this one?

I’m actually a little afraid to watch the 2022 movie in case something bad happens to her.

No, unless you consider her having 42 mutant kids with Zipper to be bad…which I would understand if you did!

What IS that? He’s pretty clearly in a bathroom, why would there be shrimp??

Born a Chad like his dad, grew up into a Wojak like his mom.

Sounds like it’d be closer to “horrified,” then!

Not just an onion, but The Onion.

Bullshit. It’s easier than ever to know what’s going on in the world. There is absolutely no excuse for not knowing how bad things are.

Not being able to do much of anything about it due to having to deal with day to day concerns, I get. But as an excuse for being ignorant? Absolutely not. That’s a deliberate choice.

Is this something they’d be delighted or horrified by?

The Onion problem.

This is why many emergency exits set off alarms when opened.

I can’t speak for everyone else, but I’m very aware. I don’t know how this ends, but I know it’s going to get really bad.

After the fire broke out, exits were locked to prevent people from stealing merchandise.

I hope after everything was repaired as many people went out of their way to shoplift there as possible.

Yup.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m209OfAHGPY

“Does the pole count as part of the traffic light…?”

I feel like the fact that he didn’t know she was his sister is crucial information that isn’t mentioned. Although she claimed to have always known somehow, so…

Religion: I don’t know everything…but my god does!