Never tell them what you want. Only be passive aggressively pissed off when they don’t do it.

Life, uh, finds a way.

I’m using one of those hand squeezer bidets and yes, it’s great. Ever wiped your ass until it was sore? That’s because some little shit pebbles refuse to get out. With a bidet you can shoot those motherfuckers directly out of your rectum.

The person in the article says you can’t keep up the industry if 80% of the bees die every year.