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No.

I knew it!

The secret ingredient then was the same as it is today.

Slave labor.

It’s a nice, subtle “fuck you” to guests you don’t really like

I raise you

Girls don’t need 30 limes. Beautiful baby girls, like, 11 or 12, don’t need 34, 35 limes. Maybe they can have 3 limes.

You have my attention…

I figured they were going for the Pixar I.

Gotta get me some crisp wet

How do conservatives continue to make things sound awesome when they attempt to cast them in a negative light?

Debian is an operating system based entirely on free software, while a fedora is a type of stylish hat.

Yeah, American candy has about the lowest standards. Canada isn’t much better, but there’s a noticeable difference in the quality of chocolate in common chocolate bars. We once did a side-by-side comparison of KitKats (we live right on the border) and the difference was stunning.

My wife looked it up. It’s a hard licorice candy with a salty filling from the Netherlands called Napolean Zwart-Wit (which loosely translates to “tarred scrotum”).

I got a monthly food box for my wife a number of years ago. Each month they sent snacks from a different country.

I can’t remember which country it was from, but one month we got some round, hard candies. It was one of the most unfortunate things I have ever intentionally put into my mouth.

I don’t even remember the flavor (licorice, maybe?), because my brain attempted to bleach it out.

Everything else was usually tasty, though.

Amateurs. Let me know when you think to yourself, “boy, I sure do like sitting down.”

“I’m gonna pay you $100 to fuck off”

The hell’s wrong with you?

That’s disgusting, I hate raspberry.

Strategy favorite: Root - it’s rules-heavy, but each faction functions completely differently, and the art is fantastic.

Strategy blah: Axis and Allies. It’s more of a history lesson than a game, and I’ve never heard of a game taking less than four hours.

Chance favorite: Egyptian War (goes by other names, I think). Technically it’s not pure chance, but mostly (which is probably why I like it).

Chance blah: Left Center Right. The most mind-numbing experience.

For the record, Bingo isn’t dull if you play it the way those older ladies do, with like 12 cards at a time. Then it’s just a rush of anxiety. Still not fun, but not dull.