Goku has died way more times than Jesus. That probably gives him an edge.

I think that’s canonically true for Goku and Hulk

I stole one of those huge rolls from college once. It dispenses just fine on the floor.

There are so many Java libraries that I would probably set on fire if they were physically tangible in any way.

First guy looks like hes from Silent Hil 2

That’s true in general for everything he touches, but rockets are designed to overcome a lot of drag :)

Also, the first one is reusable.

I would not have posted this. The long dick of the law makes an echidna’s look normal.

They should have put a hat on him with just the number 47 on it.

They’d name it Microsoft Windows Deprecation Maker 2024 Enterprise 11 though.

This is Lemmy.

If you want to do all that performative reddit bullshit for attention, go back there and do it. No one will stop you.

This is some text book projection. Maybe talk to a professional about it. And yeah, you probably should stay away from cartoons and kids until you get these repressed urges figured out.

woah, who the fuck is talking about kids?

Some of the oldest porn is cartoons scratched into rocks, get off your golden age of porn high horse, or get off with it if that’s your thing.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_erotic_depictions

Battlefield Earth

I don’t know if that’s a typo, but “cheey” is a delightfully terrible name that I am stealing.

haha no source, just a dumb joke.

Japan: Checkmate

:: Reveals 10X more laws regulating game consoles ::

Not shown: He’s already started to burrow with his feet.

Too many docs in the drivussy?