I get that it’s a joke, but wearing socks is not a social construct-- it’s a social convention, but it’s utility is driven primarily by non-social factors. A social construct is an idea created and maintained by society specifically for its social function, which neither socks nor the act or wearing them nor the idea that wearing socks is good, are.

Shouldn’t have commented then

I have about 500 hours and can confirm that it’s excellent. One of my top five games I’ve played of all time.

That’s NMS, Superhot, Baldur’s Gate III, Horizon Chase Turbo, and Plants vs Zombies, fwiw, in no particular order.

Looks twice as good as what I had for dinner.

There’s an 8 chan? Are we just going through all the powers of two? Does 16chan arise when some drama happens that’a too spicy even for the 8 folks?

I want to say “artificial intelligence political action committee”, but I’m thinking that’s not it?

Subjugation is liberation? Contradiction is truth?

It’s anyone who can go out wearing cargo shorts, tall socks, and trainers without being immediately made fun of.

It does. Why wouldn’t it?

Splashed water can fly surprisingly far. Remember those studies about toilets and toothbrushes?

Looks terrible. I can’t use the sink without worrying about splashing the clean dishes. Disgusting. And they’re practically just hanging in my way.

At a mere 1000 kcal a slice, a treat! Looks fantastic, really.

Krispy Kremes are franchised.

I was going to ask whether that’s coffee or tea in your mug, but I read the bag and now I don’t need to :)

Wash the chicken and . . .

no.

Well “mine” is correct in English in e.g. “mine eyes” because “eyes” starts with a vowel sound. I don’t see any opportunity to use second-person pronouns like thine and thy in this passage; where would you have put those?

Guessing somebody just wrote it to be funny, because there are grammatical errors with the dated bits of language like “mine hand” (should just be “my hand”).

That was a very polite and drawn-out way of telling OP that their avocado toast looks like shit, lol.

much maligned - avocado toast

I could malign the rest of it too, if you want, for balance. It would be so easy.

Well, that’s adorable.