This is the shit you feel when you’re high
This is the shit you feel when you’re high
I wonder if they’re a publicly traded company. Given the choice between this company trying to compete in the marketplace against Apple versus a guaranteed revenue stream from licensing and royalty fees (and likely a lucrative one at that), I’m pretty sure I know which the shareholders would pick. If this company ends up doing the former and going under, I can just smell the shareholder lawsuit that would ensue.
This is super wholesome and I am here for it.
My bad, I just naturally assume everyone knows of this amazing commercial. Go to Google or YouTube and search “Folgers incest” or “Folgers brother sister” and enjoy!
And your brother surprising you by coming home for Christmas from the Peace Corps and getting to fuck him
The text in the image represents how accurate it tends to be whenever I try to OCR a document.
If you think about it, every image we see on the internet could potentially have a Subway behind it.
Emily Elizabeth’s mom (looking at bank statement): Jesus Christ, that dog is eating us out of house and home! We just can’t afford to feed him any more!
Emily Elizabeth’s dad: I have an idea…
Paul Simon has so many hard-hitting lyrics across his entire catalog. I’m sure I could find something from just about any album, but for me, what comes instantly to mind is this line from “The Cool, Cool River”: “And sometimes, even music/ Cannot substitute for tears”.
Yes but you can’t use a hard n
I have no idea what this meme is referencing, but it’s a well known adage that a good defense always beats a good offense.
As an old Perl jockey, you can pry my backticks out of my cold, dead hands.