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I don’t think so poorly of alligators that I think they make that kind of distinction, gators being gators and all. No, I’ll let the gators decide if they want to eat fascism for breakfast and shit it out into the swamps; if they ignore it, then we can use the chippers. Nature finds a way to use its own worst, and I am not one to stand in nature’s way.

Tappy tap tap… tappy tap… tappy tappy tap… tap

I’m sure alligators don’t discriminate, so we should start with Nazi Loomer, and move on down the line.

Oh just great, another fokkin’ scouser. Just what we need.

Yes, this is war, and the disposal of your filth by Ukraine is her revenge on you. You are the awardee of the revenge, not its agent. The only decision for you to make is to prostrate yourself before Ukraine, beg ceaselessly for her mercy, and die by whatever means she determines to be appropriate.

This is war, Russia.

He’s a model, you know what I mean?

And he does his little turn on the catwalk, Yeah, on the catwalk,

On the catwalk, yeah

He does his little turn on the catwalk.

Mate. It’s called pribbles and tarn, you dunce.

Some other cats: glares at you in the dark, slowly gets up and walks over to you, baps you right in your stupid face, goes back to warm spot and falls asleep, leaving you wondering where the fuck you went wrong.

This is the correct answer. The other comment about controlling weather or some shit is objectively wrong.

True, but it’s good to have options.

Good point, kid, and here’s another one: those toys you want me to buy you are a social construct. Playtime? Yep. Social construct. Shall I keep going? Video games are next.

I would specify that the views and practices of modern religious have probably diverged to a very likely large extent from that of their founding predecessors, but I’d also imagine those same predecessors also used religion to justify their victim complexes and bigotries. The two groups, separated by many thousands of years, seem to have much the same underlying mentalities.

AA = Alcoholics Anonymous

NA = Narcotics Anonymous

Both are treatment programs for their respective addictions.

“The way I do things is how everyone should do things, because what works for me will unquestionably work for everyone else.” – You

“I’m the one who’s correct, everyone else here is wrong.” – You

Next time search for pictures of bird houses and realize that you don’t use a hanger bay door for the entrance to a bird house.

Admittedly, ignorance respects no particular faith. That said, Christianity does seem to have quite the stranglehold on it.

Never thought of super/subscripting an emoji^😎_👽

Edit: 🤔 what happens if I try to subscript a superscripted emoji?

Edit²: _wheeeee

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