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This and Jorts are what got me hooked on BDG.

Not banned, but it sounds like I would be if I was still a power user of reddit. The only time I still go to the site is for very specific niche gaming subreddits that the developers sometimes post in, I haven’t even seen /all in years at this point. I can post my same dogshit takes to U.S. political news on Lemmy, and it’s way less likely I’ll get some moron intentionally misconstruing my comment or mass reporting to get it removed!

I dunno if it’s maturity or just…

Look I interact with a lotta kids, and they are not alright. If you told me a large number of zoomers literally did not know how to invite their friends to real life activities, I would believe you. I’ve spoken with a lot of Zoomers who are so socially awkward they don’t seem to understand a spoken conversation. I feel like we have an obligation to invite them to stuff, just to show them that there is a world off the net that’s worth living in.

I know the community name is NoStupidQuestions but, c’mon. Did you seriously think a dramatized movie designed to make known racist Liam Neeson look like a badass would be an accurate portrayal of real life?

That fucking theme song lives rent-free in my head from watching those Eyewitness episodes back in school. Such a great flute.

if that’s the sluttiest outfit you got, y’all gotta step up your game. I don’t think I can grill safely in the sluttiest outfit I’ve got.

Oh hey it’s my nickname from college :3

I dunno. I guess the question is if I would ever meet anyone I told a lie to ever again. That’s definitely not happening, so I guess I’m not maintaining them anymore.

I’m also a grown ass man and I still use :3 never let them take away your soul.

p sure it’s 50% an attempt to hide which of their products they’re getting from somewhere else, and 50% “well somebody has to model these lewd panties.”

probably from the statistics that demonstrate that men ages 18-26 aren’t going in as many dates, aren’t asking women out at the same rates, etc. etc. This is a known serious problem, and it’s one the manosphere has basically been created to exploit.

One of my friends straight up used a guy to help her move and ditched him immediately after. It’s honestly so fucked up what otherwise very nice women think is totally fine to do. She bragged about doing this and my other friends cheered her on for it. I couldn’t even imagine being the guy in that situation, just getting treated like an exploitable slave?

It’s not like men are stupid by default and can’t be trusted in public

Have absolutely heard this verbatim from women in my group chats. Sometimes it’s nice to not be considered a guy because I present v femme, but when the dogpiling starts and I kinda just have to hold my tongue it really sucks to see my friends look at all men as wild beasts.

I think the problem is that any acid strong enough to break down the bonds of plastic would be too strong to comfortably sit in our stomachs.

Maybe you could add some of those plastic eating bacteria with like an artificial fecal transplant? Not sure what the consequences of introducing those to a gut biome would be.

I think it has to be fresh, and not old and crusty.

I’d have to get the aliexpress ones and do a side-by-side to really tell. The ones that I have seem a bit higher qual, but it might just be ali’s shitty pics.

https://pantsusenpai.com/product/paw-pads/

Two things about that link:

1. I’m only like 80% sure they’re not dropshippers. They definitely have a lot of unique designs, but you might be able to find better pads for cheaper. I’ve really liked everything I’ve bought from them, but ymmv.
2. They really, really like the use of a certain word to describe femboys. It doesn’t super bother me, but I’d understand if it bothered you.

Well, I have a crippling addiction to sexy femme outfits and shoving things in my butt if you wanted to sponsor some direct content 💋

Okay obviously the cyanide ice cream is bad, but I’m intrigued by the thick cum soup. How many men would I need to gather to get a full cup of fresh cum?