My sister had a friend growing up that had their birthday in late December, and she recalls how much she hated having joint birthday/Christmas presents. She could see other kids get gifts for their birthdays and Christmas, why couldn’t she?

Now that my sister has a kid of her own, she’s determined to make sure the holidays and his birthday are completely separate, and I am completely behind her in that decision.

Yes

PlayStation has a feature where each account has a “primary console”. Games that are purchased on an account can be played by that specific account on any console, or can be played by any account on the primary console.

Everyone plays on the same console? Great, that should be everyone’s primary console. So offspring A buys a game on their profile, offspring B can play it.

If offspring A goes somewhere and logs into their account on another PS5 console, offspring A can download and play their game, but no one else can play it on that other console.

If offspring B plays a game on their account and creates a save, offspring A can’t log into their own account and mess with offspring B’s save.

Guns don’t kill people.

Nuh-uh.

I kill people. With guns.

And here I am thinking “a sudden jump from English in the first panel to Spanish in the second would slap”

a man referred to as “Richard”

Heh.

a dude named fucksmith.