I don’t understand! Who cares if a guy wants to get more fps. Its a game! You figure out how to get more fps! Right? You paid for the thing, its yours, it not broken and you did not pay for renting the toy or renting the game. So basically Nintendo is breaking peoples consoles in the same way a hacker would.

I don’t ask for much but if the cookie dough god does exist may he produce unlimited cookies inside every evil person on the planet. Let’s go easy, 1 cookie per minute for the first day. Double that every hour until they repent… I mean rip and pop.

Let’s gather together to figure out what went wrong. First off, hay they only waited for Microsoft technology, they could have built millions if not billions of these towers in coordination with the aliens who actually did all the work and while using our very secret 7th hand. You and I know about it but we must not let machines know.

Both of which are probably training their own AI as middle men or stealing your search terms to tell Walmart what type of peanut butter you’re most likely to buy if they could lock it up on a plastic covered shelve.

Well, I liked how Microsoft teams/Skype made docs easily accessible. But as always MS totally fucked up big time. So I setup my own book library, music library and photo library. I love Joplin for my notes between devices, navidrome for music, photoprism for photos. That’s what I think the future internet should include.

Now AI…instead of us paying for an AI chip to deport our daily motions and emotions to coca cola so it can decide what size shoes we should wear and when, I’d like to propose something. Could a company give me an AI chip that can search and categorize all my files such that I can ask questions about them? But without double crossing me and telling Macy’s about the size of my left ball? No the internet should not be big brother keeping us trapped. It should be freeing… Welcome Mr.Johnson! I’ve calculated your income to inflation risk and have formulated two strategies for improvement. Here’s your personal news… I know of three favorable sexual partners living near us and have organized a fun get together this weekend for you. Your car is fully charged but you should probably do work from home today since its meeting’s day. Your favorite Shakespeare quote, would you like me to recite it in French translated to Japanese with Mexican accent? No? Well, if there’s anything else I can do for you…not for Nike, Nikon, Costco, Apple or Ford or Chiquita Banana, just let me know…

I’ll have to carry unnecessary violence with me wherever I go. Will a bat be OK?

Wait, if I am, do I have to tell you?

In our company this is a bribe and we don’t accept bribes.

In the beginning we used to exchange cassettes. You would have a boombox with two cassettes. You would play one while you recorded on the other. Then you gave the cassette back to your friend. Next was the VCR with the big ass cassettes.

Then you would do the same with floppies, then zip disks. Then one day CD recording was a thing, then DVDs. Then thumb drives and now portable HDDs. Basically the cheapest form or recording is always the most popular way for people to share stuff.

The only ones who don’t want us to share are those who want to make millions by never innovating.

Bunker busters. And police gear.

No way. Nothing major is ever covered. Plus 5 minutes of the doctor’s attention isn’t going to keep me healthy.

Exactly! Me, I go to work, I take home basically half, one quarter is taxes that I will never see back because the roads are so so fixed but if I need healthcare I’m totally fucking screwed. First off even for regular checkups I have to pay extra cuz a continues 1/5th of my pay isn’t enough to cover my doctor’s vacation and the drug company’s CEO’s personal ball scrubbers. As soon as I get a Mayor thing happen they will raise my premiums to the company and the company will secretly start recording everything I do wrong so that they can fire me as soon as I make my first wrong action. Noe without a job and healthcare, the orange turd is fighting social security and free healthcare. Plus I’m brown enough to live in fear of getting an accidental deportation parking ticket. Here, you hit the wrong car and they can apparently blast your front door. How does ant of that even help me? I much rather put all my benefits in a savings account and then fly to Tijuana for the amputation or whatever.

LOL, with things the way they’re going, not interested.

We’ll see how long my health lasts then I’ll have a think.

I’ll die before retirement and I never use benefits. So its all a tax to me.

I wish I could fund NPR with all my taxes…add a little note…all for NPR please.

They are now going to block our porn. Whatever are we to do with all the no time available to us and all the no money we have to spend?

Its a lot of taxes. How does the orange turd get to pay no taxes?

I’m living the American dream.

On other news, there are biodegradable plastics. We should probably use those more. Sure we’ll end up with biodegradable plastic in our bodies but basically it would be inert. PVA, PVOH and CMC for example are inert plastic-like chemicals that can coat stuff in foams. CMC for example makes the clear gel that you put on your hair as well as the gel-like behavior you get from various cosmetics. PVA/PVOH is part of non toxic glue. and what’s in those molecules? Just carbon, nitrogen, oxygen, hydrogen, nothing more than what’s already in our bodies.

This is extremely sick. I’m going to cancel my Disney account.