‘Born to shit, forced to wipe.’
‘Born to shit, forced to wipe.’
The opposite of this is being that one kid in your kindergarten that completely drops trow at the urinal.
I had a roommate that asked me for ideas for a tattoo and I told him to just get ‘Chinese Symbols’ written in all caps on him.
The amazing bastard did it.
You know they are sending thousands of bottles of whatever flavor didn’t test well that has been sitting in a warehouse, too.
But den vatt do we do both de children of de night?
What if we sold the solar panels and heat pumps on a subscription model? Then the corpos wouldn’t have to worry about building new inland docks for their yachts AND they could continue to bleed is dry! /S
Maybe someone could give me an update since I haven’t worn my tinfoil hat in a while, but wasn’t Gates buying up land along the Mississippi that will be prime farming land someday once climate change has progressed far enough?
3x the pockets means 3x more Pocket Sand. Wah chah!
Nobody ever gave me something to break, that’s my problem.
So its all YOUR fault! GETTIM
When I went to my first Riot Fest I looked around and was like, “Damn, did they shut down the punk rock retirement home?”
Then I realized I had just turned 31 and couldn’t trust myself any more.
I imagine anyone trying to extract intelligence from that weird guy would end up less informed than before.
The break reminder is just a legal obligation, they can still give you the stink eye when you say you’re taking a break and brag about how long they’ve worked without a break.
I want the milkman to deliver my milk… in the myorning.
Pretty sure this was the exact control panel my mom’s 80s Ford Econoline van had.
I have exactly that, but in my right arm.
Maybe its because I’m left handed…
Funny, maybe its when I travel, but, I’ll look up a route on Uber an hour before I plan to leave, go do something else for a while and it’ll have gone down a buck or two.
You haven’t met my mother’s Siamese. The cross eyed bastard will scratch around in the box, line up, and spray all over the wall/floor outside of the box.