No worries mate. Can be hard to detect tone in text.

Plus I should think a certain type of person will say this seriously.

I wish I had this kind of relationship with my stepdaughters.

I was being mildly amusing/tongue in cheek.

Yes. The American version.

I should have been clearer….that was the best pizza I’ve ever had.

I wonder if it was done on purpose. It’s like the U.K. Conservative Party isn’t incompetent, it’s self serving.

When it’s something as critical as this why aren’t things double or even triple checked, though?

It might well be, but for every sarcastic one I promise there’s 10 that will say this seriously.

….from the people that butchered the English language.

Many of them think that the US invented pizza, so…

You’ve got to get past the whole “if it’s not American (Or rather, what they’re used to…) it shit” as well.

When I was a kid my dad took me skiing to Sauze d’Oulx, there was this “hole in the wall” type place that did slices of rectangular pizza on a piece of card…I’ll never eat pizza, or food in general, that tasted like that ever again.

I use this.

We good or not?

Children, or people still learning for that matter, deserve to told “hey, you did your best and you’ve made some progress”. Allegedly competent adults that fuck up adding people to a group chat about something as important as this deserve to be beaten around the head with anything available. Not told “great job buddy. Have a lollipop for your hard work”.

Has anyone mentioned Hunters laptop yet?

I second you should send her that link.

It’s very possible that she felt nervous or something too.

He lived in my town and…well, ya know.

It’s 18 months old and falling apart, literally.

How can you have too much pasta?

Good to know we aren’t all idiots.

We call it a trap, khazi, bog, privy, WC, toilet…don’t think I’ve heard “half bath”.

It’s not mine but I frequently tell the one in house our to “fuck off”?