I have some concerns.

Nothing wrong with hentai…

Coca-Cola argued in court that “no reasonable person” would believe that Vitamin Water was healthy or good for you.

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/the-dark-side-of-vitaminw_b_669716

Is that an Atari 400 or 800?

Nobody understands Finnegan’s Wake.

This is an adhesion contract (no counteroffer or ability to negotiate terms, and it was made unilaterally) and probably will not stand up to a challenge in court. Of course, someone would actually have to sue / afford to sue. https://www.law.cornell.edu/wex/adhesion_contract_(contract_of_adhesion)

Fnord