Maybe I’m in the minority here, but I feel like this kind of conveys tone—it’s like a new language adaptation to the Internet age. I’m very big on grammar and proper punctuation, but I will do this on occasion to make a joke. Maybe that’s just me and the way I’ve adapted to reading memes, and maybe I bastardized what was actually just shitty communication to be something useful. Maybe no one I ever use this style on actually reads it the way I intend it, and I never thought about it until just now, reading people being upset over this. Is anyone else with me here? Because now I’m really wondering if this is all in my head

Maybe more ketamine will help

I mean, how many times have they recalled these same, like, 5,000 trucks? This is at least the third massive recall.

It’s those thunder thighs

And the fascists in the US

“It’s a Roman salute!”

Right? Hink of everything else I can do with that space and computing power. Not to mention the fuckin environmental devastation we’d curb.

I was thinking, “bro, hey bro…y’wanna get baked?”

Thanks, woke.

“Day 134: the rexes have accepted me as one of their own. They don’t suspect a thing.”

Eductors to the mice proletariat!

So from context this guy is shooting wild eggs out of the sky with his two egging cats

Right? One week of not buying things from Amazon is fucking nothing. They’ve proven over and over that they’re evil and should be boycotted. Do people seriously buy something every week from Amazon? That’s like addiction shit.

Just stop buying from Amazon. I reached that tipping point like twelve horrific things ago. If you’re still using it, you’re just kind of a bad person with zero self control.

Battle bots 2034

Mocha must get some pretty good reception on those radar dishes

I mean, it’s been a while since I e just eaten an orange, I always have my oranges in slices, and the peel is always on it because that makes it much easier to eat and store. I know I peel my mandarins and clementines and eat them section by section, but I don’t remember whole oranges having such an easy time separating out into discrete sections

Oh sorry I didn’t mean to imply you need to update me, I just meant I was hoping to come across another post of yours with a healthy cat! No stress. All the best

Well I think you still have some time. With Liz Lemons ear, it took three days before I could get her to a vet, then another few days for it to come back after being drained, then another maybe 4-5 days before it reverted to a folded state. So hopefully it’s just a little time. Because I definitely get it, her ear was definitely bothering her too. I think it’s just that weird swollen feeling as opposed to pain. I asked my vet and they said it doesn’t cause any pain, it’s strictly aesthetic and surgery could fix it but it’s not bothering her. So again, best of luck! Hope to see an update post where you are showing off their new look and they’re happy and unbothered!

This is like what my cyberpunk character wears

So glad to hear your boy recovered! Hospital stays are the worst, just a miserable place for your cat and for you. Hope he stays on the steadily mend and healthy for a long time!