Stupid questions.
Stupid questions.
Cattle will stampede if you piss them off enough.
Lol, lookin’ like a Minecraft character.
I knew there’d be at least one of you twats in this thread.
That’ll work perfectly with the contacts I already have saved.
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“Survival preppers” lol. My year worth of food and water made the pandemic extremely un stressful for me. I did miss toilet paper tho.
I’m now pissed off that it’s taken ☹️
I recently looked up how to make soap. Shit’s complicated.
Jesus! Do you have a Butler to wipe your ass for you too?
This is my favorite emoji 🖕🏻
I was gonna hang one off my rearview mirror.
Obviously not, I said they work.
My fridges and washing machines plug into the wall and work when I press the GO button. That’s the end of it. I resist “smart” things like the plague.
Where the fuck are you getting spicy celery?
Coup. COUP! It’s not a fucking chicken house!
Nice! What’s the car?
That’s not how you spell l33t. You fucking n00b.
When he dies you’re gonna miss that shit. I’d reccomend saving a couple of those voicemails.