because they have to follow the law.

lol I admire your idealism.

Australians don’t tip, and Canadians are just Americans with a French accent.

Just like groceries don’t include tax in the advertised price.

Nah, that’s just in America, because Americans are dumb. Tipping doesn’t exist here BTW, because it’s idiotic and why would we do that.

(if Americans aren’t dumb, why did they vote for Trump twice?)

(I finally found an upside to the Trump presidency!)

I’m not saying that Elon Musk deserves his wealth, I’m saying the premise of the meme is nonsense.

These numbers are made up - specifically, they’re made up by the stock market. If you actually think Elon Musk has $273 billion dollars, I have some Saudi shares in Twitter to sell you.

Is it AC or DC?

Gay: Penetrative sex between a man and a woman, apparently.