New lyrics to The Beatles’ “Come Together” just dropped.

How is he?

You know you are in deep shit when your vacation time is measured in hours.
I’m just so, so sorry.

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I can see you on the hill
Comatose but walking still
Curves beneath your flowing gown
Only I could bring you down

Why do I keep fuckin’ up?

CrEdit: Sidney Harris

Isn’t that the plot of “Predestination”? If I understood it correctly.

Thanks. I’ve been wondering what Marilyn Manson has been up to lately.

Edit: Also, I think Karen Allen wore overalls at least once in Indiana Jones. Kinda hot, in an unpolished way.

This just in…

Where’s the photographer in the reflection?

I wouldn’t think they feel the need to be “given that right” by anything or anyone. Which is part of what makes them so toxic.

Certain antidepressants will make you balloon.
And, of course, you will feel a lot better.

“Hey, my eyes are up here!”

That was… surprising.

W.T.F.

I don’t know, ask Kevin Spacey.

Do you want to sell your house?
◻ Yes
◻ Ask me again later

Open and shut case.

Mr. Grady, you were the caretaker here. I recognize you. I saw your picture in the newspapers. You chopped your wife and daughters up into little bits. And then you blew your brains out.

BTW, I just now realized that Shelley Duval died last year. Such a great actress.