It’s already gone.

Can you imagine what things would be like if they all voted?

So. This bugs me. Why, in fact, are mom’s capable of maxing out the word count three times over but If you send two texts they forget how to speak their native language?

I had a roomie that played lol. After a month of not having a job and looking very scruffy he emerged from his filthy bedroom and gave me a grocery list. We were on good terms until I told him he had an addiction.

I knew there was a reason behind my morning wood.

I’ve had the first four books in the study at my mom’s house since I was a kid. My nephew and nieces will read them. We have the box set of DVDs from forever ago. Same deal. I wouldn’t consider myself a die-hard fan. I still don’t understand why die-hard fans could still be spending so much money on the franchise. Did they add to the books?

I grew up with seagulls (well, lake gulls) and they weren’t a bother. Then I visited the actual seaside… I wondered why there weren’t more chip stands serving seagull meat.

Honestly. I love Bob’s Burgers but I always thought that they put more effort into the signs than anything else. And that’s saying something.

Fat Tom Hanks is the only one without a moustache. He didn’t stand a chance.

False validation is a hell of a drug.

That’s the only thing he’s ever punched.

A guy down the street from me has been having a garage sale pretty much every weekend. I think he was probably charging too much before and has eased up a bit. He’s almost gotten rid of everything I usually see. I stopped in last weekend and he had a random assortment of old screwdrivers that said “free”. I got to chatting with him and mentioned that I’m trying to get a shop together so I can build toys (my sister was complaining about how everything is plastic for her kids). He was like “wait right there”. He ran into his garage and came out with armloads of tools and just said “there you go young man”. I’m not sure what made me feel better, the tools or that fact I was called “young man” at 36.

I tried explaining this to my family. The legal documents you have to agree to should be a huge red flag when all you get is “you are caucasian”.

Try looking up “colloquially”. That’s going to be a rabbit hole. Oh, speaking of. Idioms. English is one of the hardest languages to learn.

Good for that owl for continuing its education. It doesn’t have a fucking clue how to read but it’s trying.

You can clone. What’s important is that you ask yourself if you should. I’m not sure we need any more casual couch squirters.

Bed frame. Nightstand. Plant. Painting. Then you’ll be on the hot train to sex o’clock my friend.

Let me make a correction: bullets, they’re bullets. You never point a gun at something or someone that you don’t intend on destroying. Guns are tools. They have a purpose. If you’re running after a turkey with a hand saw you’ve lost your fucking mind. If you are shooting people exercising the same rights you have then it’s about the same. For fuck sake, they had to change the definition from “non-lethal” to “less than lethal” to avoid murder charges. Of which, there were many.

Who the fuck gives a shit about that loser anymore?

YouTube “algorithms” are nonsense. I watch one deep dive into the fallout games and despite the fact that I have, and continue to watch British TV shows it’s relentless in showing me deep dives into “fallout lore”. What I’ve chosen is like 3% of what I usually watch. It’s not a very popular genre in comparison to, oh, the fucking BBC. Still, it’s all of the sudden its the only thing that gets suggested.