Or recipe reviews.

“I didn’t have flour, so I substituted lard. I also didn’t have sugar, so I substituted salted cod. Worst cake ever. 1 star.”

Only hearing about the crazy shit is the same reason Florida seems so crazy. “Sunshine Laws” in Florida mean arrest records are public information in Florida. A cottage industry has sprung up around scouring arrest records for ludicrous arrests or weird things that happened around them. It’s not that Florida is any more crazy than the rest of the country. We just hang our dirty laundry in the front lawn for everyone to see. Don’t believe that crazy ass shit isn’t happening in your neck of the woods, too.

That said, Florida is kind of crazy, though. At least some of it is imported crazy from other areas, though.

He is an old, overweight man who eats too many hamberders to last forever.

It is even more terrifying to think he is next in line to be president and Trump appears to be not long for this world.

I always just pictured Santa Clause.

“On, Comet! Ondansetron! On, Donner and Blitzen!”

Eptifabatide. My favorite drug name and people have a hard time with that p to t transition apparently, but it rolls off the tongue for me. Abciximab is another good one, but I’m pretty sure someone just wanted a name to start with ABC.

Thankfully, both of the DeSantis and Mom’s for Book Burning endorsed candidates in our school board elections lost significantly. I think that leaves 2 voices that are more concerned with their conservative indoctrination than actual educational instruction. Hopefully they get kicked next go round. One of the websites flaunted the candidates politics, GOP-endorsements, and overall “look how anti-woke I am, boy howdy!” and never once mentioned anything about the kids. Such losers.