Don’t hurt yourself reaching

So… The gun wasn’t needed

Nah fuck your guns too

“Written text” is like, redundant.

https://youtu.be/KkIkymh5Ayg?si=UNBOxVx5mjXCvLqO

Been a bit since I watched this, but I’m pretty sure they discover the health inspectors can’t even keep up with them.

They just snuck that turd in there lol

You make Uncle Roger ancestors cry

I wouldn’t take that bet tbh

Dude I bet people walk all over you

Balderdash. Poppycock, even.

You also get to lay dudes out

Thanks bc I was stuck on Tic Tac Toe

Just like my grandfather, peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like his passengers

IOW, sounds like someone’s night club is failing and it’s the damned kids staying home all night to blame

Meryl Streep in Death Becomes Her

The specific complaint was “gross corpospeak”. Let’s go ahead and use your explanation of the situation instead of mine, as it is indeed more accurate: how would you disseminate this change to your customers in a way that’s not “gross corpospeak”?

How would you prefer they say it? Unless you mean to say they’re not within their rights to stop giving away a product?

Have them fight to the death

Or an elevator stuck between floors for two hours

Fun fact i lost a regional spelling bee because of those exact words. I should have asked for usage example but I was like 11 and terrified