Free speech abolitionist, more like.

Like Paul Bunyan walking around on pool cues.

gestures broadly to the flaming hellscape

Ya think?

“I’m a man. It’s my fault. But i can change. If i have to. I guess.”

I just saw it the other day, it’s the only reason i remembered.

They got O’Neill back after an asteroid buried the gate in season… 3? Let the event horizon clear out a cavity, then dig out.

It’s Oy for me. That little fucker knew how he was gonna go, knew how bad it was gonna be, and went ahead anyway…

I’m not crying, you’re crying. 😭

“If you can dodge an ICBM, you can dodge a ball.”

“In the next step of Nintendo’s legendary litigious run, the company has decided to sue the entire population of earth for trademark infringement. The lawsuit of Nintendo v. Everyone is set to begin early 2026.”

No no no. Southern plumbing says “bless your heart” when you flush.

Graphic. I’d like them to French kiss my hairy balloon knot.

“Not only does Gatorade bend better, it’s better for you!”

“You share peesha with meesha…?”

“The box! THE BOX!!”

This is similar to my Tabaxi Monk/wizard, Llort’a Tsuj. He’s just a fucking troll, and that’s why his name is Just A Troll spelled backwards. Nobodies noticed yet.

Don’t know what i wanna do with Dennis Withawhye yet…

We’re talking about a being that causes untold suffering for profit. Aka, a bloodsucker.

You don’t speak for everyone. Kiddo.

All glory to Space King!

And get these filthy girls out of here!

You don’t get out very often.

“It’s a titty bit nipply today. Best turn up the hooter.”