Oh, I got it

I was making a joke

81-83 is pretty old for a stripper

Was two years in the industry enough to make it worthwhile with appealing to a rather niche audience?

It’s something special

Lake Mead in Arizona

Ahhhh, it’s not Pride month in New Zealand, because New Zealand doesn’t have a Pride month

There are Pride events, but no “month”

This makes me doubt that you’re a Kiwi, making (as I said) your name particularly offensive

This is a shitty take

Bad trolling, and as a Kiwi, I find this extra-offensive given the name you have chosen

Cue even more violence towards anyone looking vaguely middle-eastern…

Poor trolling

Hate

Conservatives are driven by their fear, which makes them hateful

It’s not helped that they’re really fucking stupid too

Kids will never know the satisfaction of fully filling a 90 minute tape with no weird silences at the ends of each side

I was telling a kid today how we’d sit by the radio, hoping to record a song onto a cassette tape, pleading with the gods that we wouldn’t miss the start, and that the DJ wouldn’t talk over the end of the song, or fade it into another one

She accused me of being from the stone age

He doesn’t even bother trying to hide his corruption, and yet, so many stupid people are perfectly OK with it, so long as they get to openly hate the people they’re afraid of

America’s fucked

What’s his kickback?

How much are these arseholes getting bribed for this shitfuckery?

Look at how many incidents there are VS people crossing roads

And I don’t live in Sydney, so they aren’t a problem for me

I still maintain that the average 'Murican human is far less pleasant

Huntsmen are lovely spiders!

They’re harmless

I let them live in the house, they eat the other insects that would be annoying, and that photo isn’t representative of their size. The big ones have a legspan about the size of the palm of my hand

I pick them up and let them walk around my hands without worry

Chuck Rock

Way ahead of you

It’s just a little chilly to be in the water at the moment

Our wildlife is harmless

I’ll take it over the bears, wolves, bobcats etc. in 'Murica

Especially nice because of the lack of the most dangerous wildlife in the US, the armed lunatic with something to prove

It’s a masonry drill bit

There’s a lot of work that goes into doing things like this, so it looks like it is dangerous, but it isn’t

I’m very careful

I like my dick. I’ve had it for a very long time now