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God, she’s so hateable. It’s honestly impressive.

Pangolins are lovely. Shame some dumbasses are murdering them for traditional medicine and also eating? Idk who the fuck looks at these cuties and thinks, “I think that tastes good”, but apparently some people do.

What in the fuck

God dammit, I wanted to move to Ireland.

Yup, that’ll do it.

You ask an ancient dragon who talks to you in riddles, I hallucinate visions from the gods themselves, we’re not the same.

Nah, it’s not just a vibe, look at those eyes.

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.

“Thanks for the advice and your unique and valued perspective. Never heard that before.”

For one, it being too fucking hot outside. School shootings. Probably some other stuff.

Other countries have this problem. Well, now that I think of it, it’s mostly just the UK. Wonder where the US got it from lol

Thank you for drawing my attention. How about you bask in the glory of our democracy and freedom? Learn a thing or two. Buy a gun. ForSuperearth AMERICA!!!

Zuckerburg and Gates and Buffett

Good question, uhh, probably the autism, thanks for asking.

Halloween is good. Good cat.

John American actually invented those, back when he created the cheeseburger.

Yeah, I know. I thought they might’ve named their cat that. This cutie would be an alfiq.

Wait, is that the cat’s name?

Interesting. In America, we also have “ma”. I don’t know who uses that one, but it’s used in shows sometimes. We have far more creative names for grandparents.

Wha? She’s not super terminally online. Just really awkward.