Eww

I worked in a call center for an internal support team. We had a group that started early in the morning since our headquarters was on the West Coast and calls would come in really early from the East Coast offices. Every Friday we would organize a group order for breakfast from a local diner and I usually was the one who would go and pick it up (long before DoorDash). One particular morning the order was missing a side of bacon for one of the team members. This person got so angry that they didn’t have their bacon, they decided it would be a good idea to call the diner from the middle of our office while most agents were on the phone with end uses. They proceeded to yell at and lecture the poor diner worker who answered the phone saying things like “You forgot my damn bacon, I think you did it on purpose” and “What are you gonna do to fix this?” The call lasted a couple minutes as most of us were looking at one another in shock. Unsurprisingly, they did not return on Monday and we all couldn’t believe someone was fired for missing bacon.

Mr. Pibbs’ wife.

The Rings Of Saturn

Was chosen by my Community College English professor and it was the most mind numbing thing I’ve ever had to read. It was translated from German, so there are multi-page, run-on sentences that haunt me till this day.

My oldest Reddit account was close to 15 years old and I haven’t logged into any of them for almost 2 years. All the same content and none of the Reddit BS.

When you realize it was a Take ‘N’ Bake.

I just put it on an SD card and pop it in my phone.

At least you know your Ketamine dealer is legit.

Like the time people were freezing to death during a power outage while the governor took a vacation to Cancún?

It’s great how all the executives recorded their videos not in the actual office.