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Software developer by day, insomniac by night. Send me pictures of baby bats to make my day.
This is so funny. It fails miserably and they’re all “yeah so this is promising.”
Sure, a world where your manager hallucinates meetings with you and assesses you poorly for not performing according to plans that were hallucinated through said meetings sounds like a fantastic idea.
Hoping this sets a precedent for the same kind of regulation about non-Chinese corporations. Otherwise it just comes across as sinophobic grandstanding and not actually about protecting the privacy of the end-user.
Ah yes, like Apple does. This makes sense.
Didn’t think I’d be excited about something Microsoft is doing, but this sounds great!
Which doesn’t make any sense.
LLMs don’t learn, and they’re not people. Applying the same logic doesn’t make much sense.
A musical buttplug sounds interesting. Would definitely listen to Toxic with that.
Because we’re all familiar with the famous Nintendo quality.
Definitely the latter while the former makes for a cute excuse. Saying “we shipped a flawed product” isn’t going to go over as well as “we’re doing this to protect our customers.”
The controller rumble isn’t continuously rumbling to a point where it is likely to cause damage.
Capsaicin trigger nociceptors, tricking the brain into believing you’ve hurt yourself. It’s not a flavour.
Aww I love your neighbour.
This won’t last.
Well yes. You obviously still can’t say “le dollar bean” without getting nuked from orbit. YouTube is a goodly Christian corporation after all, can’t have such content.
I believe it’s an original switch. Bought it quite long ago. The temps shouldn’t get very high on account of it not being in the sun and also there being no other equipment there.
I genuinely have no idea. I’ve read online that it could be because of
Skin oils seems ridiculous because I’m not oilier than your average person, and it’s literally meant to be used with your fingers so if it can’t handle skin oil from your fingers without breaking the fuck down that’s a massive design flaw.
I basically just left it in its case for ~9 months or so, closed in the TV bench. There’s no way UV reached it and broke down the plastic.
The fact that a ~€20 pack of 2 replacement switches are mechanically better, and also designed to have the caps be removable so you can replace them is criminal, given that the controllers themselves cost like €80 by default. I’m definitely not buying the Switch 2.
Official Nintendo case for the Switch, I believe.
They have the added bonus of the joystick caps being able to just pop off and replace, which is great because the original sticks can just spontaneously fucking melt.
I’m still mad.
The rest of us will be stuck with those consequences also. When idiots are at work, third party always suffers.
It’s honestly ridiculous too. Imagine saying that your whole business model is shooting people, and if you’re not allowed to shoot people then it’ll crash. So when accused of killing people, you go “nu uh” and hide the weapons you did it with, and the legal system is okay with that.
It’s all so stupid.
Wanting full control over the sick is also some Mother Teresa evil shit. It’s bad enough that life-saving medication is gate-kept by patents and pharmaceutical companies thriving on suffering (oh look, there she is again) but now people that suffer should give up access to what makes them them, their entire personhood, to some tech-bro ingrate? Is that truly the best option?
I’d rather die.