That’s basically it. They’re just there just in case they’re needed and many people actually can’t stand working like that. There are a ton of jobs where someone only needs to be there just so any potential work gets done right away. But it’s shocking how few people actually enjoy getting paid to do nothing most of the time. It definitely takes a certain mindset.

I work a similar job right now. I’m support in a factory. I show up to work with the expectation that I’ll only actually be working for maybe about 20-30% of my shift. If a machine needs attention or a production coworker has a question then I deal with it, otherwise I read a book. Whenever one of our production workers gets promoted to support, it always takes them months to get used to not working. They always start out trying to take literally every call just to have work to do and nervously twiddling their thumbs while staring into space at their desk when they don’t. Eventually they start pulling out their phone but they always look so guilty about it and hide it as soon as a boss walks by. And these are internal hires who even have the advantage of having personally watched me fucking around on my phone sending memes to my boss all day at work every day without issue. We actually just lost an external hire maintenance guy because he was constantly woried that he wasn’t doing enough work and was going to get fired.

A World on Fire - Bo Burnham

Piss harder.

This is why I love working in a blue collar field. Who needs professionalism. “Sorry boss, brain’s fucked today. Explain it at me like I’m an apprentice.”

Honestly, assuming I can keep getting the stimulants I need to function I would be pretty valuable. I’m good at fixing damn near everything, I’m good with a rifle, and I am an eagle scout with all the survival training that entailed. Of course without my drugs you might as well call me “emergency rations” for all the good I would do.

You say that, but I have had a pet snake since I was a child and because I was a boy child I assumed they were male. But once I got older it occured to me that I have no idea if they’re actually male or female (because sexing a snake isn’t as easy as with mammals) and it seems more likely that they’re actually female. But I’m not certain either way and I genuinely don’t care. So I’ve since started refering to them as they/them. My dad still points it out every time I do it. “Oh, you have multiple snakes?” It’s kinda weird considering he’s so progressive in every other way.

That’s why I just default to using libgen.

Fuck all of this

Normally when people say this it is at least a bit of an exageration, but not in this case. That is some straight up nightmare fuel.

Heres a taster for those of you who don’t want to read the whole thing.

…bisection of his thoracoabdominal cavity, which resulted in fragmentation of his body, followed by expulsion of all of the internal organs of his chest and abdomen…

Well, obviously you don’t start with 9mm. You start with .17 and work your way up to 22 short then 22lr and so on. If you jump straight to shooting yourself in the face with a 9mm of course you’re gonna get hurt.

If you just got done giving birth in a stable because some diety decided to knock you up without your consent then you’ve earned the right to be a bit of a bitch.

It jammed because he was using subsonic rounds. Even in factory built firearms, subsonic rounds frequently don’t have enough oomph to properly cycle the slide. It’s pretty normal to have to manually cycle the slide when using those and judging by how luigi performed in the video, he knew that.

The OP doesn’t get that across at all. Just going by the OP I would expect that they would start trying to sell me bleach to drink.

What you posted in the OP definitely needs to be phrased better then. Because it looks like something an antivaxer or an MMS nutter would post. “Big government wants to make all our healthcare decisions for us and we needs to rebel” is basically the antivaxer mantra. It should at least somewhere mention that its about manufacturing your own pharmaceuticals.

Also manufacturing your own medications is not illegal at all as long as they aren’t controlled substances. You can make and swallow basically anything you want and the government won’t stop you.

Additionally antibiotics probably aren’t the best example to use for something people can do on their own because misuse of antibiotics tends to result in things like antibiotic resistant infections which can then spread and cause harm to the community.

I am adding “made a window in the block” to my lexicon. Thank you.

You wipe up to the fourth knuckle?

Sure, I’ll just wave hi to the folks at the urinals as I waddle over to the sink with my shit caked ass.

Maybe he thinks touching his butthole would make him gay and a bidet would force him to wipe.

Fires up pressure washer with extreme prejudice.

You definitely don’t need to oil it after every use. The main reason for applying oil is to keep it from rusting while it sits. If you just use it at least once a week then that rust isn’t a concern. Even if it did rust you can just scrub the rust off before you use it.

There is all sorts of special care you can do to cast iron if you really get into it. But if you really don’t care then you can just use it and wash it exactly like any other pan without issue. The whole soap thing is a myth now a days because modern soaps don’t contain lye anymore. Soap is entirely unnecessary in cast iron but it won’t hurt it. Seasoning is adequately acheived just by actually cooking with it. You really don’t need any special process to season it unless you deliberately stripped off all the old seasoning. You can cook acidic foods in it without issue. I do tomato sauce in mine all the time.

Coated pans require way more care. At least I can use proper metal utensils in my cast iron.