All I know is if I drink some coffee and eat a dozen donuts with it I no longer feel hungry. It’s my secret diet.
All I know is if I drink some coffee and eat a dozen donuts with it I no longer feel hungry. It’s my secret diet.
Well did you see how it sucked on his hand though
I don’t think God asked Mary for permission and he will make you preganent if he wants to.
I’ve been telling you for 30 years to get over it, maybe in 31 years 😢
Thank you for your
If only we had a time machine. We could go back to 1998 and assassinate Joe Meme before he ever invented the damn things. That’s what I would do. Oh and take care of baby Hitler.
This is common. I was a no-pet person until my wife convinced me to get a cat. That kitten did not care about my space. It was on my lap anytime it wanted and he was going to kiss my face or else. Its hard to push away something that loves you from the first moment.
How do I know he’s immortal? Well when he was 3 we lived in LA. My commute was 1.5 hrs each way with a stop in Downtown for my wife. I drove a Jeep wrangler, mostly in bumper to bumper traffic. Well one day he decided to follow me out the door and sneak into the engine compartment. I had no idea. Drove to work with the stop in between. Luckily I parked somewhere covered when I got to work and stayed at the office for lunch.
Later I left and picked up my wife and was almost home when I hear meowing. I thought some stray got in there while my car was parked at work. Instead of stopping on the side of the road and risking it running into traffic we went all the way home. Jump out of the jeep and open the hood to see Orion, poking his head up and panting but unharmed. He saw where he was and ran for the house. If anything happened that day I would have thought he vanished in thin air. Why do they have to toy with us like that :D
Looks like empanadas. They’ll even fold them the same way to indicate a specific filling.
34x28x16 @ 400 p.s.i. is that enough information for you?
Boyfriend cuts her open. “It’s RAW!”
He guards the first gate and judges if you are worthy to pass.
I thought the deal I got on my KuKluxKlean was too good to be true!
The 5th circuit includes Louisiana, Texas, and Mississippi so they can go fuck themselves. You think I’ll live by the opinion of some backwater states? Only a corrupt supreme court would uphold this ruling-ohhh fuckity fuck fuck!
They look young until they turn 4000 then it’s downhill fast.
Dumbest car design yet Elon. Congrats. Nothing says cab like a coupe design with gullwing doors.
You wot mate?
It’s nice he shows up to work already dressed as a clown.