a sore called Claire’s (usually found at malls) usually has non-piercing costume earrings for pretty cheap :)

i cant even imagine ~1 in every 15 people using linux. that means we all have a chance of knowing someone else irl that uses it. :o

i bought something that was over $200 for the cat; she prefers the box it came in. i dont know why i try.

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watch him as he goes…

when i navigate for my uncle while he is driving and i tell him to go straight, he always replies, “can i go gaily forward, instead?”

he is a great human :p

or made sure the annual bonus was a pizza party

<.<

i have a sous vide machine. it always feels so extremely wastedul to use, but it does make really good food. i wish there was an alternative to plastic that i could use :(

i became friends with someone who worked there. even after they quit, i still have the same plan.

unlimited everything, 3 lines, free netflix, free HBO max, $90

employees get like 5 of those plans to give out to friends and family. its worth

OG modem handshake noise

as a milennial who was very much alive and in school in 1995 (~5th grade for me), you may need to reimagine what a boomer is. my parents are boomers, lol.

improvements over the competition are black and white… and a little yellow.

my old ISA graphics card would like a word. :p

i bet that motorola cable is gold. : D

my parents are too religious for me to have children. i will not bring a child into this world while religion is forced on anyone. i will not be having children (married; 40 years old)

70°F

i am in a mild climate, so it doesnt have to work too hard.

i only need 1: Raining Tacos by Perry Gripp.