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minus-squarefunkless_eck@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up77·3 个月前I remember a girl telling me once of an experience with a guy for whom it was his first time, and to ease his nerves he kept doing family guy quotes and impressions. Since hearing that story I’ve never felt inadequate in bed.
minus-squaregnutrino@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14arrow-down1·3 个月前 family guy quotes and impressions. Just so long as he didn’t do an impression of Stewie seeing a vagina for the first time…
minus-squarecobalt32@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 个月前I have a friend who did this exact same thing his first time. Maybe it’s more common than one might think. By chance, is the girl’s name Ivy?
minus-squareIheartcheese@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 个月前He’s been boning his way across the country feeding girls this first time story
minus-squarefunkless_eck@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 个月前No, I think Sarah. This was in the MySpace days tho
minus-squareEmpricorn@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·3 个月前Look, she still had a good time, all right!?
I remember a girl telling me once of an experience with a guy for whom it was his first time, and to ease his nerves he kept doing family guy quotes and impressions.
Since hearing that story I’ve never felt inadequate in bed.
Just so long as he didn’t do an impression of Stewie seeing a vagina for the first time…
I have a friend who did this exact same thing his first time. Maybe it’s more common than one might think.
By chance, is the girl’s name Ivy?
He’s been boning his way across the country feeding girls this first time story
No, I think Sarah. This was in the MySpace days tho
Look, she still had a good time, all right!?