Chris@feddit.uk to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoBenches have been removed for your inconveniencecdn.masto.hostimagemessage-square211fedilinkarrow-up11.86Karrow-down132file-text
arrow-up11.82Karrow-down1imageBenches have been removed for your inconveniencecdn.masto.hostChris@feddit.uk to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square211fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareSpikesOtherDog@ani.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up36arrow-down1·2 months agoNot if we can get some proper sidewalk spikes.
minus-squareAnticorp@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·2 months agoHi Jeremy, we’re aware your feet are bleeding while trying to catch a train, but homeless people were sleeping on the ground.
minus-squareSpikesOtherDog@ani.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·2 months agoJeremy’s at fault for not wearing proper shoes, of course. Realistically, it would be little rebar studs sticking a few millimeters out of the concrete. Refer to them as traction devices and suddenly you are a hero.
minus-squareCorkyskog@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoAnd if you’re Adidas you call it a comfortable massage…
Not if we can get some proper sidewalk spikes.
Hi Jeremy, we’re aware your feet are bleeding while trying to catch a train, but homeless people were sleeping on the ground.
Jeremy’s at fault for not wearing proper shoes, of course.
Realistically, it would be little rebar studs sticking a few millimeters out of the concrete. Refer to them as traction devices and suddenly you are a hero.
And if you’re Adidas you call it a comfortable massage…