gizmonicus@sh.itjust.works to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 years agosimple trick rulesh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square8fedilinkarrow-up1101arrow-down10
arrow-up1101arrow-down1imagesimple trick rulesh.itjust.worksgizmonicus@sh.itjust.works to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 years agomessage-square8fedilink
minus-squareToxicHyena @sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 years agodamn I wish I could just smear mustard on my ass and thigh in order to get dummy thicc. sigh guess I’ll just have to settle for mustard induced, earth shattering orgasms that make my ears leak blood
minus-squareDrWeevilJammer@lm.rdbt.nolinkfedilinkarrow-up9·2 years ago9 out of 10 Ear Doctors recommend switching to baked beans on your ass if you experience ear blood during mustard orgasms
minus-squaredipbeneaththelasers@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 years agoMy brain doesn’t know how to parse this. BRB with more mustard.
minus-squareToxicHyena @sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 years agothe blood from the ears is a feature, not a bug 😉
damn I wish I could just smear mustard on my ass and thigh in order to get dummy thicc. sigh guess I’ll just have to settle for mustard induced, earth shattering orgasms that make my ears leak blood
9 out of 10 Ear Doctors recommend switching to baked beans on your ass if you experience ear blood during mustard orgasms
My brain doesn’t know how to parse this. BRB with more mustard.
the blood from the ears is a feature, not a bug 😉