• Coskii@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    2 months ago

    I’d honestly ask them if they’d seen a doctor about that. No one should be that gassy on a regular basis.

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      2 months ago

      All I do is fart. Except during the times when I’m holding in my farts so I can keep living among society. But even then I’m just quietly belching under my breath. All I am is gas. Held together in the loose shape of a man by the surface tension in a bubble of cheeseburger grease and the force of my will to eat another. Just one more. My urine is carbonated.

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