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    “Hahaha!”, said the sword. “I will twist your mind until you’re wearing mixed fabrics, having pre-marital sex, and using the Lord’s name in vain!”, it cackled.

    “I’ll even make you skip church on the sabbath!”.

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        “Hmm…”, said the sword, quizzically. “The scriptures on those are a little vague in the translation the Blacksmith had”.

        The sword paused for a moment to think, its metal shifting subtly in a manner which could vaguely be described as coy.

        “Maybe…”, stuttered the sword, “you could show me what that means”.