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minus-square𝒍𝒆𝒎𝒂𝒏𝒏@lemmy.onelinkfedilinkarrow-up40·1 年前Me: Hmm, about time I bought a phone Siemens: I gotchu Me: a laptop would be nice to apply for jobs Siemens: Gotchu there too Me: Just got a City Planner job, wonder who I can buy some trains from Siemens: Gotchu again bro Me: Nuclear power plant to power the trains? Siemens: We don’t sell those anymore, we’ve gotchu with steam and solar power plants though Me: Just bought a house, need some kitchen appliances… Siemens: Gotchu bro
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minus-squarewoodenskewer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·edit-21 年前 I’m automating this manual process and need a PLC and a couple variable frequency drives? We’ve got just the thing.
Me: Hmm, about time I bought a phone
Siemens: I gotchu
Me: a laptop would be nice to apply for jobs
Siemens: Gotchu there too
Me: Just got a City Planner job, wonder who I can buy some trains from
Siemens: Gotchu again bro
Me: Nuclear power plant to power the trains?
Siemens: We don’t sell those anymore, we’ve gotchu with steam and solar power plants though
Me: Just bought a house, need some kitchen appliances…
Siemens: Gotchu bro
Me: I need a TV and a Smartphone
Samsung: No worries man
Me: I could also use an artillery barrage and a few tanks
Samsung: Well now that you mention it…
I’m automating this manual process and need a PLC and a couple variable frequency drives?
We’ve got just the thing.