• aname@lemmy.one
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    5 months ago

    Good old “I could beat a bear in a fight, I’ve watched a bunch of youtube” internet argument

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      5 months ago

      I grew up on a farm and this was the ultimate defense against geese.

      They are much lighter than you, so if you can get them off the ground (neck or feet ideally) they can’t do anything

      • daddy32@lemmy.world
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        5 months ago

        Swans are freaking big, especially the males, so this would not work as well as with geese. Swans don’t fuck around.