And, uh, with this Electric Cracker Furnace, we…uh… Bake Crackers?

Me, a white person:

Arms raised up non-threateningly as a slowly walk backwards towards an open pit where fire is coming out. A bead of sweat drips down my forehead.

“h-hey guys can’t we talk this out?”

I’ll be impressed if it can make Carr’s Table Water and Krackawheat at the same time