Please at least throw out the giant bag of used tissues.
My wife and her sisters are Tissue Users. My brother-in-law complains endlessly about the omni-present “snot rags” he fines everywhere. I’m more resigned to my fate as a collector of used tissues; after I die, I’ll probably continue to wander the house as a ghost, collecting spirit-world tissues from under furniture, for eternity.
In the name of whatever you find holy, please throw out that bag.
Please at least throw out the giant bag of used tissues.
My wife and her sisters are Tissue Users. My brother-in-law complains endlessly about the omni-present “snot rags” he fines everywhere. I’m more resigned to my fate as a collector of used tissues; after I die, I’ll probably continue to wander the house as a ghost, collecting spirit-world tissues from under furniture, for eternity.
In the name of whatever you find holy, please throw out that bag.
but it is not full yet!