• SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca
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    9 months ago

    Just say “Why don’t we just use the knife multiple times to cut the apples into quarters so two people get 3/4 of an apple while one gets half an apple? One person gets a quarter apple less than the other two but it’s not a big deal is it?”

    Whoever complains about this approach gets stabbed.