• Grass@sh.itjust.works
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        9 months ago

        If not for how they would likely treat me behind the scenes, it would almost be tempting since my money keeps disappearing into bills and fees for things that are mandatory and mostly don’t even benefit me

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      9 months ago

      Suicide in some places makes you a criminal. There’s a tasteless joke here somewhere, but I’m too tired to find it.

      • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip
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        9 months ago

        Suicide in some places makes you a criminal

        Only if you do it wrong.

        Is that what you were going for? I wouldn’t say that is tasteless. Poor taste, sure, but it does have taste.

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        9 months ago

        I was thinking other actions weirdly categorized as crimes. It’s too bad that anything targeting the corporate overlords is treated as worse than murder.

    • KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      9 months ago

      i think i would rather just do the “usual suspect route” and pull out a shotgun and engage with “advanced strategy”

      And then leave a rather humorous note, to hopefully not traumatize whoever the hell is left to clean that up, and probably some money for them as well.