• BradleyUffner@lemmy.world
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    11 months ago

    We were changing office buildings and were packing our desks for the move. They have us boxes and bags for everything. The bags were oddly large, which I commented on by saying “these bags could fit a small child”. Apparently some people took offense at that, as I was later sent up to HR to explain myself.

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      11 months ago

      My wife and I have a young Belgian Malinois, and at about a year and a half of age she started flopping down onto the floor in a very loud and obnoxious manner whenever she was frustrated or in a fit of pique. Being very bony, she makes a loud thump.

      It wasn’t long after she started this that my wife remarked,

      “It sounds like a body hitting the trunk of a car.”

      It was all I could do to turn to her and query just how many dead bodies she had to have transported in her car’s trunk to get that intimately familiar with the sound.

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        11 months ago

        Bro, I think your wife has downvoted you

        Or maybe somebody else that’s thrown a lot of dead bodies in a trunk 😂