• Gork@lemm.ee
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    10 months ago

    He might be an attorney, but it isn’t certain, but instead estimated to be one.

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      10 months ago

      “I dunno, homeboy just started yelling at me that he was gonna sue and using all this… this fuckin’ post hoc and calling me ipso fatso. I’d estimate he’s probably a lawyer. Anyway, I was like ‘habeas corpus, well maybe it’s Morpheus and take your butt-plug bullet with ya!’ You wanna get an MRI? Empty your prison pouch!”